Thank God the Canadian Prime Minister, purported anti-racist, and black face artist (performed more times that he can count), Justine Trudeau, held firm against the violent fascists and racist truckers, pressuring him to lift the COVID-19 mandates. Too many people have sacrificed too much to give up the fight against all things Covid now.

Trudeau was quite right to shut down the country over the past six weeks for a fourth time. Can you imagine if people were laid up for a day with symptoms similar to a head cold? Can you imagine the consequences if people couldn’t taste their food? That is just unacceptable. Omicron has taken the lives of 900 people in Ontario so far. Granted none were put on a ventilator, however, the virus causes diabetes and obesity which killed these people. That is the science. Like in the words of perjury icon, Anthony Fauci, that is indisputable.

Now we know yet another variant of COVID-19 is due to hit the country at any moment and our Prime Minister is right there waiting to protect the citizens of this great country from each other again. This time Trudeau is planning to shut down more sectors and industries so we can finally eradicate this virus once and for all. And if we have to we will join with our American partners, the Biden administration, and help vaccinate the entire world for every variant of COVID-19 that materializes, whether that ultimates becomes 100 or 200 over the course of the next hundred years, so be it.

We have lots of soft wood lumber and we can print lots of money. My fellow Canadians we have only just begun. We have thus far printed so much money, we increased the money supply by 47% in the last two years. If we were to double that effort and expand Trudeau's Canada Emergency Response Benefit (CERB) we could continue to do nothing and continue partying through 2025. My cabinet has assured me that all the cannibis shops will remain open 24—seven to get us through.

It is also quite a relief to see that there are no more retail businesses everywhere you look on the street, selling crappy Canadian made products. It is a relief to see the For Lease signs everywhere as illustrated in the still photo above. Who needs these businesses? We have Amazon and Chinese factory workers diligently producing goods across China, including Uyghur slave labour. You simply can't beat the cost of Uyghur slave labour.

Greg Pichler, faithfully reporting the rabid, woke-leftist, neo-Marxist position ©2022